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castmemberzack1272 karma

Do seizures count as handshakes?

Edit: MY FIRST GOLD! I'm rich! Thank you kind stranger! tips fedora

Edit 2: This joke can also work for Parkinson's tremors.

castmemberzack955 karma

The plot of that movie was pretty "meh". Predictable ending too.

castmemberzack832 karma

Hey Joseph,

I loved you in 50/50.

Question: What's your top tip for asking girls out?

castmemberzack824 karma

Who would Dwight vote for in 2016?

Edit: forgot a letter

castmemberzack821 karma

I told you I would ask you this so here I go...

When will you and John move in together and start a 24/7 live stream?