captaincupcake234

Sort of related....but some of my friends here call the event where they ski then shoot targets a "Norwegian Drive-by".

That's freaking adorable! :)

How did you meet your husband?

Also, a question for the grandson, do sometimes people mistake you for Seth Rogan?

Have you had the chance to play The Room Tribute? It's a flash game tribute to the movie. You're character is part of a neat RPG style fight scene.

Disclaimer: I can only speak from my own anecdotal experiences. So take my words with a grain of salt, for I am not a medical expert. I'm a Geologist.

In highschool throughout college I was a gassy kid.

I held in my farts during because I didn't like missing out on the contents of a class lecture and I was really really shy (I have a speech disorder that made my stutter which didn't help with the shyness) and I didn't feel comfortable asking the teacher use the bathroom. To this day sometimes I raise my hand and coyly ask people in a meeting or training class "can I use the bathroom?" I get a few chuckles and someone says with a smile "yes Captaincupcake234, you can use the bathroom".

Anyway, as a result I held in a lot of farts for extended periods of time where the pressure would build up to critical levels. Many times I would dash out of class after the lecture, run to the bathroom, and unlease the stinky beast within.

Of course for a long time I convinced myself this behavior was "not terrible, not bad". And like what happened in HBO's hit show "Chernobyl", things indeed got terrible and bad.

Across my post college young adult years to now (I'm 32), I developed "issues" with my lower gastrointestinal tract. I'll probably see a gastroenterologist about it soon. So my recommendation is....if ya really gotta toot, just toot. Don't hold it in, or you might have a Chernobyl happen in your colon.

TL;DR: Let it go, let it go! Don't hold it back anymore. Let it go, let it go! Unclench your cheeks and open that rear-end door. You shouldn't care what they're going to say [about excess flatuence]! Let the anal storm rage on, farts should never bother you anyway!