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When I was in college, I was in a club that was in many respects like a frat. It was truly amazing to for a former introvert like me to walk into a room of 20 people and realize that I knew all of their names. I really missed having a social circle that large after I moved away.
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Junior, let me tell you a war story. Eons ago, in 1999, when the TI-82 was exactly the same calculator at the same price that it is today, graphing calculator were allowed on the AP calculus exam as long as they didn't have a QWERTY keyboard. But the TI-89 had just come out, and it was a graphing calculator that would happily solve symbolic calculus questions and didn't have a QWERTY keyboard. So, long story short, I got a 5 on an AP test that I didn't deserve.
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"Who are all of these shmucks lining up outside my shop?"
"Dad, they're customers. Anthony Bourdain said you make the best sandwiches."
"Course they're the best sandwiches. That's right there on the sign: best sandwiches. Can these people not read?"
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