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cantthinkofaname143 karma

Douchbag line: "why dont you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that cones up?"

Terrible line: "What about this weather?"

Good line: ERROR: NULL

EDIT: fixed the...nevermind...

cantthinkofaname32 karma

Gracie barra brazillian jujitsu...my english teacher also teaches jujitsu at gracie barra. Yes, he an awesome teacher

cantthinkofaname29 karma

Now, if you flip the card over, you will find a 3 digit number. Could you please give that to me, ma'am?

cantthinkofaname18 karma

A driver (different company) forged my signature on a delivery (that required a signature), and left it outside. Is that a common thing, or is he way out of line?

I imagine there is a lot of pressure from above this time of year to make deliveries, which is fair enough, but not knocking (when I'm home) and forging a signature is a bit over the top

cantthinkofaname15 karma

Could it have been a precordial thump?