cantthinkofaname

Douchbag line: "why dont you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that cones up?"

Terrible line: "What about this weather?"

Good line: ERROR: NULL

EDIT: fixed the...nevermind...

Gracie barra brazillian jujitsu...my english teacher also teaches jujitsu at gracie barra. Yes, he an awesome teacher

Now, if you flip the card over, you will find a 3 digit number. Could you please give that to me, ma'am?

A driver (different company) forged my signature on a delivery (that required a signature), and left it outside. Is that a common thing, or is he way out of line?

I imagine there is a lot of pressure from above this time of year to make deliveries, which is fair enough, but not knocking (when I'm home) and forging a signature is a bit over the top

Could it have been a precordial thump?