canisdormit

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Did you know that Eugene was faking the scientist/washington thing when you first started playing the character?

What did you do to prepare yourself for the role?

"I am congressman. I'd like to make you feel like you matter, even though you don't. I won't really do anything, here or on the hill. In fact I'm not actually answering questions, my unpaid intern is while I pork her in the ass (my wife is at home likely cheating on me anyway). I'll be spending your tax money (you know, the money that we put you in prison for if you don't pay us, but we aren't the mafia or nothing...it's legal for us dummy), enjoy my interns answers."

totes mcscrotes!

What character, of all the ones you have portrayed, do you think is most like you?