cameronm

I was really really tempted to give your willie a real good whack to see what kind of noise that drum/you would make without Tom's help. But luckily I realised that you're a real person* even if you're performing and actual physical violence isn't really OK, especially on the ol' willie.

Has anyone hurt you?

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^*horse

Joey is clearly Chandler, and you're clearly Monica. I'd have to say Sanjay is Joey. Randall would be Ross. Li is Rachel and Kate Beaton is Phoebe.

I reckon anyways.

EDIT: I'm much happier under the assumption that everyone from these completely unrelated web comics impossibly all live in apartments across from each other. Thank god for rent control in my imagination, right?

Wanted to say that I think you're just swell.

Since moving to Toronto like, 8 months ago I've been hoping for a chance to meet you and /u/qwantz. Do you have any 'events' I can invite myself to? Or even show up uninvited and spike the punch at?

The Outback Steakhouse doesn't serve a single thing that's even remotely related to Australia. The closest thing to anything remotely Australian is Fosters. The menu is entirely American.

Tom got a (well deserved) standing ovation at the show I saw during MICF. Has that happened much?