callmegecko

Porque es demasiado bueno para ser verdad

Is it even possible to capsize? If so, how easy is it to right?

Huh. I can puke in a Chicago cab for only $50

"It's in theaters now! Coming this summer...

Two brothers. In a van. And then a meteor hit. And they ran as fast as they could. From giant cat-monsters. And then a giant tornado came. And that's when things got knocked into twelfth gear...

A Mexican...armada shows up. With weapons made from to- tomatoes. And you better betch'ur bottom dollar that these two brothers know how to handle business.

In! 'Alien...Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers...Who Are Just Regular Brothers Running...in a Van from an...Asteroid and All Sorts of Things: The Movie'.

Hold on! There's more. Old women are comin'! And they're also in the movie and they're gonna come...and cross...attack...these two brothers. But let's get back to the brothers because they're- they have a strong bond! You don't wanna know about it here, but I'll tell you one thing.

The Moon. It comes crashing into Earth! And whaddya do then? It's two brothers and I- and...and they're gonna...it's called 'Two Brothers' ...'Two Brothers'...it's just called 'Two Brothers'! [breaks off laughing]"

^{[From Rick and Morty. Transcribed by u/Pwntak.]}

No, we used most of it, but are you suggesting we sail to Braavos and burn down the world's largest bank? I like it