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cabincrewlife532 karma

I do not think electronics interfere with the aircraft however I also think it wont kill you to sit straight and pay attention for 10 minutes either. We just want you to be alert in case I need to get your ass out not tweeting "Omgggg.. plane crash #yolo"

cabincrewlife228 karma

Missed it. Big time.

cabincrewlife197 karma

I would like to think I have improved but yes certain passengers fit certain profiles, it is usually the following people;

Wearing sunglasses for the entire duration of the flight at night girl

Won't eat anything on board because I am a hybrid raw vegan blah and didnt order anything but will complain about how difficult the crew are passenger

Didn't get an upgrade forced to sit with the peasants guy

Don't have 17 seats together for me and my extended family passenger

My strategy is to either avoid them entirely or have minimal contact with them. Failing that I will fill there cups to the brim so they spill things on themselves.

cabincrewlife190 karma

You're probably the resident BoB (Babe on board)

This is the term for a delicious man who is on board, all crew will take the time to check him out and instantly make sexy eyes at him. Then we will attempt to get you to come and talk to us.

Or maybe she was just really nice. Who knows.

cabincrewlife117 karma

This seems to be the number one question I get asked and short answer is yes they do. I have personally caught two women in the stall which we almost reported however after apologizing profusely we just gave them a stern talking. A colleague of mine had to report a woman travelling from Manchester that had sex with TWO men in a tag team style affair in the aircraft (one watched the door and went in after the first man left) Passengers reported them and the men were arrested in transit to their next flight however we dont know what happened to the woman.

I have personally seen the way those toilets are cleaned, after a 16 hour sector aircraft arrives, 40 minute turnaround and back on another 10 hour journey. Having sex in the toilet is NASTY!