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My company put in a 1200 dollar order with Dominoes and tipped the guy 5 bucks. I felt a little shame as I stuffed pizza in my fat face watching this guy bring in over 100 pizzas for 5 measly bucks. I didn't do anything about it, though. He did set off our fire alarm by "mistake" when he left, which was amusing.

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Jesus Christ he's been in there for 15 days! If he'll just masturbate this experiment will be over and he can go home.

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Fuckin Trebeck.

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Given your history I would avoid fans.

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All I could think was that you had a really low threshold for "super fit."