byproxxy

Zach Braff! One time I was at a club in Vegas and you and Donald walked in. My friend was super excited so she danced her way over to you and grabbed your ass. Apparently she grabbed you pretty hard. Then she took off running.

I don't really have a question, I just wanted to apologize for my friend. She's a silly woman.

It paid off! That's like hitting the Jerkin It on Chatroulette Jackpot. You wanted to jerk it in front of a person, but now you're jerkin it in front of a whole theater!

My God, that is glorious beyond belief.

How'd you like that pearl necklace I gave you?