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I once wrote a paula deen erotic fanfic.

i've been rooting for a straight up dalek companion(literal, tank with an eggbeater and plunger dalek, none of that 'well clara was a dalek' horseshit) for YEARS.

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seriously, cranky capaldi and a dalek banging across the universe, roasting each other and going on crazy adventures would have been AMAZING.

Throw in Bruce Campbell as ash and its an Oscar winner!

so... nightwing?

and those quarters.

and bolts.

and gallons of spilled water.

and your cat - my old cat, when she was a kitten, had no fear of vacuums, she thought they were fascinating. she got too close to the nozzle of my shop vac. getting her out of the hose was a lot of work.