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A few years ago, my girlfriend and I were kicked out of the Varsity Theater before the opening act even started because I took a sip of her whiskey sour. Whoops. I emailed you guys right after not looking for anything but because we were both frustrated that we didn't get to see one of our favorite bands. You surprisingly emailed me back 9 months later which totally made my day. Just want to say thanks for that and hope to see you back in Minneapolis soon!

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