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He will ignore this. But seriously. It would be so much more fun waiting for the book if I had any slight idea of when it comes out. I love your books, and wouldn't take it as a deadline, get angry or whatever, I'd just like some information.

^{If you send it to me as a message, no one will know and I'll have no way to prove it.}

hypocritically

Not consciously mind you, and it's especially hypocritical because I was planning on making a search function of my own at some point.

It really sounds like you should be proud of your looks, not hate them :)

We try the day after that - it's weird because she hates me - and I am still in the "divorce mind-set" but we give it a go like we have nothing to lose - and BOOYAAAH it goes in!!! It hurts her - couple of screams - but it actually fucking went in!

Two days after that - we are actually having some thing resembling sex for a total of 3-4 minutes! GREAT SUCCESS! considering it was high score.

Of course the next day she gets her period.

I also think you should divorce. Not only for you, but at least that much for her.