bruce_mcculloch

well MOSTLY. it was so wild once i wrote that sketch to realize i was setting myself up karmically to get cancer (i have also made several bowel cancer jokes and played cancer boy) but of course when Scott got cancer 6 years ago people kind of blamed me....

well there aren't many because, at times, it just seemed so hard for us to have enough stuff to fill up the show. but i will answer a DIFFERENT question that u didn't even know you wanted the answer to. My fav sketch that i always intended to write and never did was called "I'm not crazy I just lost my glasses" i still want to write it. Or not.

that is one of the things i think we have talked about the most - a limited ep series of sketchs...

i love sandwiches. they are trustworthy. you tell a sandwich a secret - it will stay a secret. Some people think they taste good. I don't know about that - i just keep them around as my 'secret keepers'

you are too kind. the memory of that meeting is vague but ALL of them are rolled into one. For me (and by the way i have never thought about or had mentioned the snippet you mentioned) i do this to say i am the awkward one. when someone takes a pic with me and the other asshole can't work the camera I am the one who feels the pain... we are all the same. I met carly rae jepson in an airport my young daughter wanted a pic with her - i couldn't figure out the camera. I became you. Because i am you....