briguy19

One of my all-time favorite TV moments is when you told Jon (after the Daniel Tosh rape joke controversy) you thought America needed to get back to what's important: killing Jews. I've never seen him speechless for that long.

I briefly worked as a defense attorney. The best comparison I could give people to explain what being in prison was like was that it's like being stuck in traffic. For years.

I think you mean: "Who wouldn't want to handle a 27 foot wiener?"

That's Kevin Bacon. You're thinking of the Celtics Hall of Famer.

You can just slide the tip in.