brianjpeter

The question here is what will be the most interesting pose they can find you in when they finally do arrive.

In the fetal position with a large blunt instrument and flashlight in the very corner mumbling uncontrollably about not liking being touched

Doing the captain morgan naked atop a mountain of Xbox and ps3 boxes

Turning on the music full blast and having the computers project techno lights as if you are in a rave

Or fap like you've never fapped before. Then blame ghosts.

Or severely beaten with no idea how it happened. Say their was a mysterious whistling noise and then you wake up covered in urine and bestbuy gift cards.

Details make it believable

He should call his friends and get them to picket the outside of bestbuy. Occupy bestbuy

Then when people ask they will say they are protesting the unjust imprisonment of the op. see how many friends are willing to picket for your freedom. Or redditors in your community.

That's good but I don't know if the op carries a flashlight with him.

Can you fashion one out of a Pringles tube and those gel wrist rests for your keyboard.

This could also be a good alternative for tonight