boomfarmer

That'll do, pig. That'll do.

That card has actually won against "A bigger, blacker dick",

My body is missing an enzyme that breaks down phenylalanine, one of the essential amino acids in proteins.

So that's why there are warnings on foods that mention it. TIL.

So everybody's angry, cranky, tired, and bumsore, pretty much.

How are you fixed for food and water? Are you allowed to reenter the chamber if you leave it? Are you allowed to stand up and stretch? What is the current bathroom situation? Can I order pizza delivered to the chamber?

Can you bend your nub at the wrist?