bongwatergate

If you're Muhammad, would it be okay if I drew a picture of you?

This kind of blows my mind.

Before all this Keurig bullshit came out; the real caffeinds would order raw beans from some hipster South American bean farm, roast them and grind them themselves, EVERY MORNING, and brew them in some rare, antique aluminum french coffee maker over a wood fire.

Now we're arguing about DRM in our internet-connected coffeemakers. . . that fucking cloud.