boner_fide

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boner_fide451 karma2013-01-14 05:35:08 UTC

Sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger in POMPING IRON. I feel like I am cumming all day. In the morning I am cumming, at lunch I am cumming, in my oatmeal I am cumming. I am cumming all the time in my cinnamon oatmeal. The consistency is reaally amazing. Wanna bite?

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boner_fide10 karma2013-02-08 22:20:22 UTC

Being forced to work 14 hours and 5 hours of study followed by 5 hours of sleep could easily be considered torture.

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boner_fide7 karma2014-07-28 23:57:03 UTC

Then you can have a soak in week old jizz water. 2 birds. 1 stone.

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boner_fide4 karma2017-03-25 00:28:59 UTC

Nostalgia factor. Robotron was the first dual stick shooter. It was a damn good one too. Smash TV is awesome but damn you didn't get to play a lot without a shit ton of quarters.

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boner_fide4 karma2013-07-30 22:40:23 UTC

Oh is this something where we say "oh well I can photograph you!" and you say "oh! that'd be great. Just go to this site xxxcherry.com and gimme your credit card so I can verify you live in the country" and then you reach your long slender hands up my asshole and rip my heart out?

Because I'm totally up for it.

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