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bob_sagget297 karma

Now for the next item...

bob_sagget178 karma

If I had to give a performance for my significant other, what routine/performance would you recommend?

bob_sagget153 karma

I'm a male, they're a female, and lord of the rings/harry potter are her favorites.

bob_sagget124 karma

"Do you love me?" 'Yes' "Are you sure?" 'I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive'

bob_sagget44 karma

No, your penis is.