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blzy79208 karma

Or having two cars

blzy79120 karma

Do people have to use special pick up lines? Like. Girl you must be from Tennessee because your the only hemo I globin

Or or or like

Knock knock Who's there Profusely bleeding Profusely bleeding who I don't have an ending

Shit well looks like I'm out of ideas

blzy7913 karma

Or you could make a waterwheel that would fit on a desk that could charge your phone

blzy798 karma

If a guy had sex with you....would he earn his redwings a every time?

blzy795 karma

Fuk it, it had to be done

http://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg