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biscuitpotter1481 karma

It's weird, I never thought about it before but I've always heard "Macaulay Culkin" as one continuous unit of speech. "Mr. Culkin" sounds completely unfamiliar.

biscuitpotter1400 karma

If John Cleese hadn't complimented the joke, I wouldn't have noticed it at all. I was very close to being a wooshed bozo.

biscuitpotter28 karma

Everyone will everydog get cataracts

Wise words. Everydog indeed.

biscuitpotter24 karma

Everything looks so mucous bigger now.

I don't know if I want everything to look mucous...

But seriously, that was hugely encouraging! I'm terrified of eye touching, and I've always figured LASIK was off the table. Maybe there is hope for me...

biscuitpotter22 karma

Nooo! He and JLaw were my favorite bromance!