birchpitch

Here is a 103 year old with tattoos on Reddit, and the most technologically advanced device in my grandma's house (besides her television) is her toaster.

Did you just wake up one day and decide that life's too short to putter around, so screw it six ways to Sunday and then drag the corpse?

Any tips for collecting those boyfriends? ;)

For the record, I loved Jupiter Ascending. It was cracked-out space fantasy, and that was awesome.

If someone managed to figure out how to grow you completely functional arms and/or legs, and attach them properly, would you go for it?

Did you correct her? Because wow, that guide was super rude.

You pretty much are the main character of My Side of the Mountain. Except you're older and have a dog instead of a bird.