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There's a good bit from Ron White about how everyone is at least a little gay...

Brother-In-Law: Gay people are an abomination! Him: Well, do you watch porn? Brother-In-Law: Hell yea I watch porn Him: Is it always two women? Brother-In-Law: No, I'll watch a man and a woman make love! Him: Well do you like the guy to have a limp, flaccid penis? Brother-In-Law: HELL NO I LIKE BIG HARD THROBBING CO.................... Him: There ya go

I made myself tomato soup today. Looks like I'm well on my way to being Bill Gates.

One of the best answers I've seen to this type of question. "Kickability" is key.