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Follow up: have you figured out how to attach lasers to the sharks heads? Asking for a friend

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Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But ... every once in a while ... it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never ... your dildo.

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Nah, it's OK. People in Georgia are awful drivers too, Atlanta is the worst.

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Aren't you always below sea level when you are diving?

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I read that and the first thing that popped into my mind was Sara Palin with pointy Vulcan ears and a bowl cut