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having people ask you if you're left-handed as you write left-handed.
Holy shit this. You would be surprised how many people this amazes. My response has become, "yep, since day one".
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How often do you meet new people who ask you to tell you a joke off the top of your head, or requests to make them laugh?
And do you like or despise such people?
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I was never right handed but I was raised right handed which means I am now naturally ambidextrous. Can you still use scissors with your right hand? I can't do it lefthanded and all my lefthanded acquaintances have mad jeals.
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"I have halitosis, I NEED 37 bottles of Listerine."
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