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bertiebees528 karma

Instead of cremation you did premation. Cause it was only part of you that died.

bertiebees279 karma

You'd be surprised how a diet consisting of mostly cabbage and cigarettes really keeps the weight off.

bertiebees240 karma

You premated your foot?

bertiebees126 karma

This one takes sunken cost fallacy to a whole new level though

bertiebees122 karma

Having adequate mass public transit will do that.