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benandtom649 karma

Go fuck yourself.

jk. xoxoxoxox :)

benandtom636 karma

It opened up a fan base of gropey older ladies that is still vibrant.

benandtom410 karma

Real stories that police officers tell you to "use in your sketch show" are often VERY FUCKED UP. Like how it takes 12 shots from a shotgun to take down a dude on PCP, or how a dude got SPLIT IN HALF by a telephone pole. :)

benandtom380 karma

I might have got a semi one time during a pretend makeout with Wiegel. Please don't mention this to Kerri.

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