belethors_sister

I have a friend who is a plumber and he's told me about a house most of the their techs refuse to go into because it is caked with dog shit and piss. There is so much in the floors the carpet squishes when you walk and the floorboards are warped. In the vents. On the walls. Piles of dog shit in corners about mid-calf high that has been there so long it has turned white. Outline of where bodies of dead puppies laid for months and decomposed. For a long time he thought the basement was a dirt floor until he realized he was standing on piles of clothing that had rotten and formed a new layer (and also found mummified puppies in those layers). He says the stench is so strong you can smell it outside the house and it is worse in the summer (we have extremely humid summers).

Here is the kicker: there are no more dogs and as far as he knows there haven't been dogs there for at least a year. Who lives there is a nice, elderly woman and her dead-beat, abusive, drug-addicted 50-year-old son who terrorizes her. She's admitted the dogs were her son because he just 'brings home a lot of strays because he loves animals'.

Insane.

If I lotion it enough

You mean to say there is a possibility you don't?

Oops, sorry, meant OP. But while we're on the topic... do you lotion your dick enough? :3

Yes! I agree with this so much. I was a hostess at a very high-end steak house and would get so mad when people would say 'its just a dishwasher'. That dishwasher is the reason you have plates to present your food to the guest.

Fault in Our Stars. City of Bones series.

Can you recommend any other YA reading? My cousin is in the YA age range and is an avid reader. To be honest, I usually end up reading a lot of YA books as well... I feel like the stories are often more flavorful.