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beautifulbitterfruit57 karma

The locks that tumble from your shears, the loss of curls you used to have!

beautifulbitterfruit45 karma

Everyone's the same height laying down.

Edit: ...it's a sex joke, not an actual factual statement.

beautifulbitterfruit12 karma

Until this comment I was imagining a bat that flies around, not a baseball bat.

beautifulbitterfruit4 karma

Every one of your responses makes me wish I could hang out with you 24/7.

beautifulbitterfruit3 karma

That would be perfect. Also Top Chef Canada, if you're feeling kinky.