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bear-adactyl11 karma

Will you write a song about a guy who consumed too much ecstasy and had sex with a toaster?

bear-adactyl5 karma

It's based on a true story. This guy spent three days in the hospital with burns on his dingus.

bear-adactyl5 karma

It's better than I ever could have imagined <3

bear-adactyl5 karma

I need more assistants.

bear-adactyl4 karma

Did you watch Cosmos?