barnfodder

I can't imagine a sane lawyer that would advise this...

Bumder works perfectly, because its exactly the kind of stupid shit you'd make up when you were 16 and trying to show off in front of your mates.

The Inbetweeners is so scarily true to life, and that's what makes it fantastic.

I'd keep it in a jar and carry it around with me.

Ultimate "who's got the weirdest thing in their pocket" competition winner

This is an application I had not considered. I too would like a long roll of this fabric.

*Asyria