barkynbonkers

Weren't you in Superman, the Movie? Some sort of missile driver or something? Was that your first gig?

How do you vent your poop gas in space? I assume you can't use a sewer vent pipe on the roof like on earth houses. Does it just smell like poop the whole time?

Do you march around town with a NASA hat on all of the time?

How come they don't build a 3000 mile tall giant red Neon arrow on the North Pole pointing down at earth? Wouldn't that be the most effective signal for extra terrestrials given the speed of light vresus the speed of radio signals science thing?

What percentage of the work you do in space is just busy work with no real value to the anybody? Do you ever fling things at the sun?

What sorts of weapons do you carry with you to defend against stunbeams and such threats?

How come you guys leave such a mess in space? What's wrong with cleaning up or at least gathering things into 1 space pile?

How come nobody gives a rat's ass about your existence? How come you didn't try to be more like Rowan Atkinson?

why do parasites think so much of themselves?

What happens of you mail me weed in a non legal state? Is it all on me, since it's legal where you are? Or do you get in some regulatory troublex?