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bailz107 karma

I ran faster than both of them to get to the exit of the movie theater.

bailz32 karma

What's up with your flag? Is your country allergic to rectangles? (Source: a sixth grade project I had to do)

bailz11 karma

I wish I had his raccoon wrestling skills.

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Do you wish there was an app for how much money you have saved by not needing to buy toilet paper? All kissing aside, I wish you the best and may your path forward be as smooth as your crack.

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If you started an all-girl metal band, would you name it Clitoral Hypertrophy?