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baildodger168 karma

Are you sure it's not what comes before a gravy train?

baildodger64 karma

Why the hell is Dominoes pizza so ridiculously overpriced?

baildodger52 karma

Probably because 'police investigation' is very vague. I imagine that emphasising that someone has died probably makes people less likely to complain.

baildodger50 karma

I presume that you get the infinite handkerchiefs on some sort of monthly subscription.

baildodger43 karma

We have obese people in Europe as well! In the UK most ambulance services have the kit needed to get obese people out of bathtubs so we don't generally need the fire service to assist.