badphish941153 karma2014-09-09 22:18:35 UTC
I bet it was Zombieland.
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badphish94607 karma2014-02-06 17:00:29 UTC
And the free hookers are 10 times hotter than your hottest crush.
EDIT: I meant they're hookers, but they forget about charging him because he's George Clooney and they're stardick-struck.
badphish94373 karma2015-04-08 14:44:02 UTC
Let her shoot the gun to make the bullet flowers.
badphish94207 karma2012-07-05 22:29:19 UTC
Does your new husband know your last husband paid for you?
badphish9421 karma2014-08-04 15:45:56 UTC
And now I have an erection at work...
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