badphish94

I bet it was Zombieland.

And the free hookers are 10 times hotter than your hottest crush.

EDIT: I meant they're hookers, but they forget about charging him because he's George Clooney and they're stardick-struck.

Let her shoot the gun to make the bullet flowers.

Does your new husband know your last husband paid for you?

And now I have an erection at work...