baconismidog

Shit bro, you're #13. That doesn't bode well (at least to my superstitious side)

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You can pull at the corner of your eye and squint at the same time and get something close to this as well. I used to call it "Seeing Chinese" when I was young and I discovered it. Now I call it "Culturally Insensitive Ocular Deformation".

She's not going to answer it, and if other people answer it she'll likely try to discredit their sources or personal experience.

Lets see a show of hands:

How many people have been horrifically mauled by an aggressive dachshund? No? Weird.

Next, how many people have been mauled by a pit bull terrier? Oh, you can't raise a hand you don't have? Got it.