babysalesman

Have you ever done anything mean? Like taken the last piece of pizza? Or cut someone off while driving? I just need to know that you're human.

Hey there Adam! I found your blog years ago through StumbleUpon. Holy shit am I happy I did. Your writing is hilarious and your art is incredible.

So Questions:

1. If you weren't a blogger, what would you be doing?

2. Would you be willing to draw one of my custom super heroes for me totally for free?

3. What would it take to get you inside me?

Thanks so much for everything you do! Come visit Grand Rapids sometime, it's the hispter center of Michigan.

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