b3ar17

Have you considered threading doughnuts through a rifle barrel and selling them like that smoothie guy sold bagels in iCarly?

Drool while you duel.

Satan's kimchi is probably the spell you're looking for. More of a potion than a spell, but very...interesting.

Are you suggesting that God can fuck himself? I mean, I suppose He could, there being three of Him.

The Holy Threesome.

Is it also incest, too? Father and Son. And the Holy Ghost watching. Damn, dude. That's pretty blasphemous. You should be ashamed.