auntgoat

adults only resort

Wut

$225/day including food

Sold!

Holy crap, where have you been all my life??

Are you open all holidays? What about teens/fraternity/spring break type guests? Technically adults, but a very different group. Do they stay at your resort and if so, how can the more boring of us avoid them?

This is excellent news, I need to see about a passport. Have you mentioned your place on r/childfree at all? There is a distinct lack of adult only resorts.

Congratulations on living your dream, and your dogs are adorable.