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As will I.

With two penises, you shall be a pornstar super hero!

Have no fear, parallelocock is here!

Found one. NSFW

It would be handy if you donated visual data to cross compare... for science... totally not a fetish.

Although a lot of people think you're joking, I have to say that I get a lot more looks and smiles from people when I'm walking around feeling like I'm sex on legs, rather than feeling sorry for myself.

Where I live there are deals on the backs of bus tickets, you get them for McDonalds and Burger King too.

No wonder we're so fat in Scotland, avoid a 25 minute walk for £1.75, then get 3000 calories of macerated chicken genital mcnuggets for £1.50.

With an estimated population 3.7 million, the fishermen would have to kill 1.233 million seals annually for the population to fail.