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asimplescribe411 karma

I've come up with great alternatives to cursing words. So, as opposed to saying "shit", I'm going to go "shiiit-ake mushrooms". As opposed to saying the word "fuck", I'm going to go "fffruuuctose".

Go to Netflix next time so this is not an issue.

asimplescribe86 karma

Isn't that where Jurassic Park is?

asimplescribe52 karma

Damn donation guzzlers!

I had a feeling there was some bs when she tried to minimize the opponent getting 2/3 of the vote as no big deal. That is a landslide victory.

asimplescribe28 karma

Will they get fired if I ask for a "fucking cheeseburger" and they make it for me?

asimplescribe24 karma

Why do I need you to sell snacks? Any driver can do this in their own.