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asimplescribe411 karma

I've come up with great alternatives to cursing words. So, as opposed to saying "shit", I'm going to go "shiiit-ake mushrooms". As opposed to saying the word "fuck", I'm going to go "fffruuuctose".

Go to Netflix next time so this is not an issue.

asimplescribe86 karma

Isn't that where Jurassic Park is?

asimplescribe28 karma

Will they get fired if I ask for a "fucking cheeseburger" and they make it for me?

asimplescribe24 karma

Why do I need you to sell snacks? Any driver can do this in their own.

asimplescribe23 karma

We covered this during the whole birther thing. A politician said it had to be investigated because of so many people asking for it and he was then sent a link to a petition with way more signatures asking him to investigate if Mitt Romney is a unicorn. He ignored it. The point is you can ignore absurd claims.