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ashley1252306 karma

I've had a customer ask what I was eating (it was gum) and they gave me $50 for it. They actually put it in their mouth. I ended up selling the table $300 worth of gum. Seriously.

ashley1252125 karma

Absolutely. We all run when we see a table of teens. The typical orders will sound like: 'just a water and some fries'.. 'how much is a coke?' ..'can we split this?'.. 'whats the cheapest thing you have?' All you can do is get them in and out as fast as possible, no small talk.

ashley1252116 karma

I've heard that rumor too, but completely false.

ashley1252108 karma

Absolutely, the best thing to do is pretty much ignore the guy and be as polite as possible to the girl. Sometimes girls come in trying to be the 'cool' girlfriend, but end up feeling threatened and uncomfortable. Which is completely unwarranted.

ashley1252102 karma

If someone asks to order me (i.e. are you on the menu?) I'll politely let them know that they could never afford that.