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aryst0krat2418 karma

Cool to see an honest answer to something like this.

aryst0krat1903 karma

That's a silly thing to say! There's nothing preventing you from being a great partner other than the limitations you set on yourself. :)

aryst0krat1307 karma

*busts the door off the hinges*

"I know you were looking for fuck, but... God dammit. Okay. Shit... Just... Don't move. I'll be right back."

*leaves, pulls door back into the frame*

*tries to kick the door over, hits the frame instead*

"Ow, shit!"

*door falls over*

*stumbles into the room*

"I know you were... looking for sex, but..."

*room is empty*

"Not again..."

aryst0krat679 karma

You put macaroni on pizza?

aryst0krat627 karma

Dann it

"My typo-blindness has disqualified me again!"