arremmemm

Let's say you meet a genie and he gives you the following choice. You can use one of the following transportation options for the rest of your life, but only one.

You CANNOT use any other transportation method besides your feet and normal state, federal and municipal laws will still apply to you and your transportation option.

Will you please rank these options in order of preference?

Monster truck
Giraffe
Hang glider
Hitch hiking with murderer
Shopping cart
Burrowing machine
Motorized toilet

It would be like the "Death Uber" model. Murderers waiting to pick you up anywhere at any time of day. Assume a 5-10 minute wait. Not necessarily the same murderer every time.

I guess elevated railway could be a combination of "giraffe" and "hang glider".

That's true. And if you were in Chicago and had access to elevated railways, we could work "hang glider" into there as well. Not sure there's anything we can do with "giraffe" at the moment.

That's fair but I think you're slightly underrating motorized toilet.