I read "berets" as "breasts" and was thinking "what have I missed?" Lol

What's your name?

Peter Ian Staker

Peter Ian Staker? P. I. Staker?

PISS TAKER!! COME ON

So Mr Staker...

Have the hand using the rubber end though because then the whiteness of the scar will look like a rubbed out line

I wish I had no arse hair. It's like a bloody forest down there, I'm surprised my shit can even escape. And it just gathers the sweat on a hot day and deposits it in a line down the centre of my boxers

Near the start of the month, our internet was cut off and my mum spent 5 hours on the phone the first day being passed from person to person with 0 progress (I wish I was exaggerating). I can guarantee that if we'd been dealing with an AI like chatGPT, we would not have had anywhere near as much of a problem

Personally I think that using an AI in place of customer service staff would be an improvement and allow better resolution of issues. Obviously at the moment you need a human involved in things like confirming/given discounts for customer retention when people say they're leaving a contract or whatever, but as improvements come humans could probably be completely removed from the process