anthemstoambivalence12745 karma2018-08-02 15:51:55 UTC
Hello Bo, I’m an intern at a mayonnaise company in Hamilton, Massachusetts by the name of Raif’s Wholesome Mayo. We have an interesting idea for a commercial in which models hold the mayo in their hands without the jars, and you seem like a good candidate for that. We’ve done extensive research to conclude that your hands are an estimated 9.1 inches long from your scaphoid to the distal phalanx of your middle finger. With that, you must be able to hold tons of our mayonnaise, which is a nice contrast to the children who have signed up to model. May we ask, how much would you say you’re able to hold? Just as an estimate, if you want to do so yourself then be our guest, but keep it at about room temperature (68-77°F/20-25°C). If you could get back to us soon, as you didn’t reply to the email, that’d be fantastic. Thank you!
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anthemstoambivalence5108 karma2018-08-02 15:58:27 UTC
NO BO COME BACK I CAN EXPLAIN DONT BE SCARED
anthemstoambivalence1291 karma2018-08-02 16:50:47 UTC
That’s,, a good fuckin point tbh wow
anthemstoambivalence917 karma2018-08-02 16:27:04 UTC
I dmed him on insta if he doesn’t reply I’m gonna be sad as shit
anthemstoambivalence881 karma2018-08-02 15:57:36 UTC
BO IM FUCKING WITH YOU PLEASE TELL ME THO FJSJSJAK
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