andytuba344 karma2015-01-20 06:14:18 UTC
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andytuba283 karma2015-01-02 18:09:09 UTC
Why does an antivirus app have a plugin for price comparisons? That's like strapping an egg beater onto a coffee machine.
andytuba220 karma2014-12-07 05:18:46 UTC
This sounds like the Alice in Wonderland porn movie.
andytuba132 karma2013-01-03 05:07:35 UTC
I switched to another tab, came back, and started reading through comments without checking the title. "... what the-- oh. uh. carry on, then."
andytuba127 karma2012-02-25 20:04:50 UTC
Reminds me of a story one of my New Zealender friends told, about being vegetarian in a predominantly meat-eating family. The first day her brother went to work as a butcher, he came home with hands covered in blood: under his nails, in the folds of his skin, just embedded in his hands. Every time he scratched his nose, he would smell cow blood.
Of course, he brought home a steak for dinner (because he's a fucking butcher and he can do that) and, while he said it didn't taste any different, he appreciated it that much more -- because he met the meat.
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