analogkid01

hmmm...

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?"

Best I can come up with.

Wet Hot American Summer Glau

...Wait, that sounds all wrong...

"Riding in Cars with Troys."

I am now imagining you screaming "OVER THE LINE!!!!"

And that the song largely implies that the narrator is the one who put the girlfriend in the coma in the first place...