ampellang

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ampellang279 karma

Until AI takes over.

The year: 2045. Skynet has effectively exterminated the human race by encouraging them to cross the street at unsafe times...

ampellang254 karma

I mean, if he said some shit like that, that'd probably make him the second funniest pedophile behind Woody Allen.

ampellang239 karma

Your ideology is full of holes.

ampellang24 karma

Well let me up the ante...wanna guess where that chocolate for your ice cream comes from?

ampellang14 karma

All that shit can be transcoded in AWS Elastic Transcoder, then have a Lambda job write records into DynamoDB for correlation, then written to AWS Glacier for long-term storage. You're talking like you would have to re-write YouTube, and that just isn't the case. There are inexpensive options out there.